badass mermaid gangs who demand a stop to ocean pollution and warn ships about imminent storms
faeries of the forest jamming out to heavy metal in the dead of night and sighing because there are literally no band shirts in their size
wizards that travel with…
He still remembers what it’s like to be small, but he never knew you could be this small and so strong - she’s got thigh muscles like steel cords.
She looks confused in his body, banging her - his? - head on everything and surprising herself by crossing a room in two strides.
He’s not actually that sorry that it was her he swapped with when that dust hit, and when Bruce-in-Thor’s-body swaps them back, well, it gives him a good reason to get Darcy’s number.
In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.
and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one”
And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”
*squints at finland*
Women of Steel
♥ ♥ ♥
All hail the absence of the BOOB CUP!
"I thought you wanted her to be normal?" Pepper asked. "Darcy as the valedictorian is completely normal," Tony replied, "…to other people, yeah."
"Oh right, you graduated at 16," she rolled her eyes. "15, actually, but please let’s not talk about me. My daughter’s graduating." Tony grinned.
Trying to write a fanfic
Someone saying they love it on the first chapter
More Agent Carter all the time.